Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?

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Even if some animals had homosexual tendencies that doesn't make it natural. The article you posted used human terms no animal could conceive the meaning of and words like may, might, possibly and could are not exactly purely positive statements, are they.
Like I said before the colon is designed as a one way street, it's specifically designed for evacuation not entry. This alone would make it unnatural.

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And that is precisely why my wife and I have taken measures to ensure that our dogs don't give in to their sin nature. Among the rules we've adopted are:

1) Led Zeppelin's "In Through the Out Door" must never be played within earshot of the girls (Led Zeppelin II, on the other hand, is appropriately heterosexual and may be played).

2) Any documentary footage of animals engaging in same-sex relations is forbidden; if any does slip through the cracks, it is immediately turned off and we shriek at the television, "Bad, bad goats!" (or whichever offensive species was seen), followed by an hour of prayer with the dogs. If they lick each other at any point during the prayers, we start the clock over. That resulted in a very long weekend recently, but it's worth it if we can eliminate such sinful urges.

3) Dog trainers are strictly screened to ensure a proper Biblically-based view of animal fucking.

4) We are currently shopping around for a therapist who can provide some preventive counseling to the dogs, and we ignore the haters who tell us we're crazy.

5) I am working closely with the dogs to teach them to sing "Jesus Loves Me". The results so far are mixed (one now utters a piercing howl; the other growls a lot), but I'm confident that with a judicious mix of beatings and treats, I can break their wills and make them love the Lord.

6) My wife and I realize that the dogs will model our behavior, so we've eliminated any "unnatural" sexual activity in bed: no anal, no oral, and certainly no missionary. It's straight biting and doggy-style these days, praise Jesus!

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Send them to me, I want beat them that's cruel, I will introduce them to me Potties and I promise you you will have no worries about unnatural sex when they get home.

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Even if some animals had homosexual tendencies that doesn't make it natural. The article you posted used human terms no animal could conceive the meaning of and words like may, might, possibly and could are not exactly purely positive statements, are they.
Like I said before the colon is designed as a one way street, it's specifically designed for evacuation not entry. This alone would make it unnatural.

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Women's breasts are meant to be suckled for milk.

Is it "natural" that you like to suck your wife's tits?

Yes, very much so and I get my information from the Bible, book of Song of Solomon.

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