I would really like to say no, but there are some aspects I do occasionally miss. Meeting with acquaintances who you wouldn't normally go out of your way to see was kind of nice, for instance. They weren't actually "friends", but I could still enjoy their company on those rare occasions when their company was actually enjoyable. Probably the biggest things I miss, though, is how easy it is to "be somebody" in a church. In real life I'm never going to be the guy who invented the faster than light drive or cured cancer. But in the church I was somebody. Even a kid in a fundamentalist church can be someone everyone looks up to by just being crazier than everyone else, believing more than anyone else. Anyone who doesn't look up to the nuttiest kid on the block is looked and with suspicion, so they aren't important anyway. But when you get right down to it, it's a little sick.
Have you ever noticed all the drug commercials on TV lately? Why is it the side effects never include penile enlargement or super powers?
Side effects may include super powers or enlarged penis which may become permanent with continued use. Stop taking Killatol immediately and consult your doctor if you experience penis enlargement of more than 3 inches, laser vision, superhuman strength, invulnerability, the ability to explode heads with your mind or time travel. Killatoll is not for everyone, especially those who already have convertibles or vehicles of ridiculous size to supplement penis size.
Side effects may include super powers or enlarged penis which may become permanent with continued use. Stop taking Killatol immediately and consult your doctor if you experience penis enlargement of more than 3 inches, laser vision, superhuman strength, invulnerability, the ability to explode heads with your mind or time travel. Killatoll is not for everyone, especially those who already have convertibles or vehicles of ridiculous size to supplement penis size.
