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Poll: Would you like this? This poll is closed.
Yes I would	30.43%	14	30.43%
No, I wouldn't	34.78%	16	34.78%
Yes I would like but.......	17.39%	8	17.39%
I never thought about it	2.17%	1	2.17%
Nah	15.22%	7	15.22%
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Would you like to be immortal?

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RE: Would you like to be immortal?

February 19, 2017 at 10:46 am

(February 19, 2017 at 9:47 am)Whateverist Wrote: How much for an extended warranty? Can I get it in blue?

1) You already got a warranty mate.
It is called ETERNAL WARRANTY.
And guess what.
It is all for free. Indubitably

Indubitably

2) The contract has already been signed (in blue).
There is a small problem however.
It lie within.
Within your inner self.
It is up to you to get it out by digging within through introspection. Lightbulb

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Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - January 28, 2017 at 10:55 am

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RE: Would you like this? - by Rhondazvous - January 28, 2017 at 12:03 pm

RE: Would you like this? - by Little Rik - January 29, 2017 at 9:54 am

RE: Would you like this? - by Angrboda - January 29, 2017 at 2:56 pm

RE: Would you like this? - by purplepurpose - January 28, 2017 at 1:03 pm

RE: Would you like this? - by robvalue - January 28, 2017 at 1:20 pm

RE: Would you like this? - by Rhondazvous - January 28, 2017 at 1:22 pm

RE: Would you like this? - by Cephus - January 28, 2017 at 5:12 pm

RE: Would you like this? - by zebo-the-fat - January 28, 2017 at 5:23 pm

RE: Would you like this? - by Rhondazvous - January 28, 2017 at 8:27 pm

RE: Would you like this? - by Assimilate - January 28, 2017 at 5:46 pm

RE: Would you like this? - by Astreja - January 28, 2017 at 8:53 pm

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RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Rhondazvous - January 30, 2017 at 8:59 am

RE: Would you like this? - by chimp3 - January 28, 2017 at 10:43 pm

RE: Would you like this? - by Ravenshire - January 29, 2017 at 1:55 am

RE: Would you like this? - by surreptitious57 - January 29, 2017 at 2:15 am

RE: Would you like this? - by Little Rik - January 29, 2017 at 10:11 am

RE: Would you like this? - by robvalue - January 29, 2017 at 4:17 am

RE: Would you like this? - by Little Rik - January 29, 2017 at 9:21 am

RE: Would you like this? - by Cyberman - January 29, 2017 at 12:13 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cephus - January 29, 2017 at 8:56 pm

RE: Would you like this? - by brewer - January 29, 2017 at 9:28 am

RE: Would you like this? - by AceBoogie - January 29, 2017 at 10:02 am

RE: Would you like this? - by Little Rik - January 29, 2017 at 10:15 am

RE: Would you like this? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 29, 2017 at 10:14 am

RE: Would you like this? - by Mr Greene - January 29, 2017 at 1:10 pm

RE: Would you like this? - by robvalue - January 29, 2017 at 1:18 pm

RE: Would you like this? - by brewer - January 29, 2017 at 2:15 pm

RE: Would you like this? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 29, 2017 at 2:26 pm

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RE: Would you like this? - by robvalue - January 29, 2017 at 2:29 pm

RE: Would you like this? - by Athene - January 29, 2017 at 2:48 pm

RE: Would you like this? - by Aoi Magi - January 29, 2017 at 2:55 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - January 30, 2017 at 4:40 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by ignoramus - January 29, 2017 at 7:11 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Thumpalumpacus - January 29, 2017 at 7:17 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Macoleco - January 29, 2017 at 8:14 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by The Valkyrie - January 29, 2017 at 8:17 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Edwardo Piet - January 29, 2017 at 8:20 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cyberman - January 29, 2017 at 8:21 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Macoleco - January 29, 2017 at 8:23 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cyberman - January 29, 2017 at 8:27 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Macoleco - January 29, 2017 at 8:28 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by The Valkyrie - January 29, 2017 at 8:26 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Athene - January 29, 2017 at 8:33 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by The Valkyrie - January 29, 2017 at 8:37 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Angrboda - January 29, 2017 at 8:26 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cyberman - January 29, 2017 at 8:30 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Thumpalumpacus - January 30, 2017 at 3:28 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cyberman - January 30, 2017 at 10:25 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Fake Messiah - January 30, 2017 at 10:52 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Edwardo Piet - January 29, 2017 at 8:30 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by ignoramus - January 29, 2017 at 8:32 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Edwardo Piet - January 29, 2017 at 8:37 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cyberman - January 29, 2017 at 8:43 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Edwardo Piet - January 29, 2017 at 10:34 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by ignoramus - January 29, 2017 at 8:47 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Wyrd of Gawd - January 29, 2017 at 10:12 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by robvalue - January 30, 2017 at 1:19 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Chad32 - January 30, 2017 at 11:03 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by ErGingerbreadMandude - January 30, 2017 at 1:30 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - January 30, 2017 at 4:49 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by robvalue - January 30, 2017 at 1:32 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by ignoramus - January 30, 2017 at 3:38 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by account_inactive - January 30, 2017 at 1:58 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Amarok - January 30, 2017 at 2:03 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by robvalue - January 30, 2017 at 3:40 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by robvalue - January 30, 2017 at 4:43 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 30, 2017 at 4:59 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by robvalue - January 30, 2017 at 5:11 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - January 30, 2017 at 5:20 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by LastPoet - January 30, 2017 at 9:05 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Whateverist - January 30, 2017 at 9:40 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by TheoneandonlytrueGod - January 30, 2017 at 9:19 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by The Valkyrie - January 30, 2017 at 11:03 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Simon Moon - January 30, 2017 at 9:24 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by ignoramus - January 30, 2017 at 11:01 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Huggy Bear - January 31, 2017 at 1:41 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cato - February 1, 2017 at 12:23 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Huggy Bear - February 1, 2017 at 2:27 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Astonished - January 31, 2017 at 1:56 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by vorlon13 - January 31, 2017 at 2:07 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Huggy Bear - January 31, 2017 at 2:12 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Whateverist - January 31, 2017 at 11:08 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Astonished - January 31, 2017 at 2:35 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by ignoramus - January 31, 2017 at 11:04 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Whateverist - February 1, 2017 at 9:45 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by robvalue - February 1, 2017 at 2:06 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Silver - February 1, 2017 at 2:07 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Huggy Bear - February 1, 2017 at 3:49 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Mr Greene - February 1, 2017 at 2:37 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by ignoramus - February 1, 2017 at 5:52 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Asmodee - February 1, 2017 at 11:09 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by robvalue - February 1, 2017 at 3:18 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by ignoramus - February 1, 2017 at 10:22 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Iroscato - February 1, 2017 at 3:20 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by robvalue - February 2, 2017 at 4:24 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by ErGingerbreadMandude - February 2, 2017 at 4:39 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by ignoramus - February 2, 2017 at 5:13 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Sal - February 7, 2017 at 9:09 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 7, 2017 at 10:23 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Whateverist - February 7, 2017 at 12:08 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 8, 2017 at 5:29 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Sal - February 8, 2017 at 6:52 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Mister Agenda - February 7, 2017 at 10:42 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Whateverist - February 8, 2017 at 8:02 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by noname - February 8, 2017 at 7:26 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Nine - February 8, 2017 at 7:35 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by HairyCyclist - February 8, 2017 at 7:49 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Regina - February 8, 2017 at 10:00 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by The Valkyrie - February 8, 2017 at 10:03 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Regina - February 8, 2017 at 10:05 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Whateverist - February 8, 2017 at 10:10 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by The Valkyrie - February 8, 2017 at 10:18 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by ignoramus - February 9, 2017 at 6:08 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cyberman - February 9, 2017 at 5:47 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Whateverist - February 8, 2017 at 10:35 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by bheath - February 9, 2017 at 2:14 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cyberman - February 9, 2017 at 5:45 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by The Valkyrie - February 9, 2017 at 5:48 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Socrates - February 10, 2017 at 1:37 pm

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RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Socrates - February 16, 2017 at 4:20 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by c172 - February 10, 2017 at 1:40 pm

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RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 12, 2017 at 9:24 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Ravenshire - February 13, 2017 at 12:11 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Anomalocaris - February 12, 2017 at 11:26 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Tiberius - February 11, 2017 at 11:23 pm

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RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Opoponax - February 12, 2017 at 12:32 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by ignoramus - February 12, 2017 at 8:40 pm

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RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 13, 2017 at 10:18 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Exian - February 13, 2017 at 10:37 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 13, 2017 at 10:59 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Amarok - February 13, 2017 at 2:27 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 14, 2017 at 7:46 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Whateverist - February 13, 2017 at 12:56 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by JackRussell - February 13, 2017 at 1:56 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cyberman - February 13, 2017 at 2:47 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Whateverist - February 14, 2017 at 9:40 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by HairyCyclist - February 14, 2017 at 8:13 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 14, 2017 at 8:30 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 14, 2017 at 8:36 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 14, 2017 at 8:50 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 15, 2017 at 4:10 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 16, 2017 at 8:18 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Angrboda - February 17, 2017 at 12:40 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 17, 2017 at 10:12 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cyberman - February 17, 2017 at 12:32 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 17, 2017 at 11:40 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 18, 2017 at 7:58 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Edwardo Piet - February 18, 2017 at 3:20 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Amarok - February 14, 2017 at 9:48 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Whateverist - February 14, 2017 at 9:52 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 15, 2017 at 10:01 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by FatAndFaithless - February 15, 2017 at 10:14 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 15, 2017 at 10:58 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by FatAndFaithless - February 15, 2017 at 11:00 am

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RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cyberman - February 15, 2017 at 4:55 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by The Valkyrie - February 15, 2017 at 5:25 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Jehanne - February 15, 2017 at 11:31 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Anomalocaris - February 15, 2017 at 11:41 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Minimalist - February 16, 2017 at 12:22 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by The Grand Nudger - February 16, 2017 at 12:33 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cyberman - February 16, 2017 at 6:07 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by maestroanth - February 17, 2017 at 12:51 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by The Valkyrie - February 17, 2017 at 1:11 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Iroscato - February 17, 2017 at 1:49 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cyberman - February 17, 2017 at 2:45 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Whateverist - February 18, 2017 at 11:02 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 19, 2017 at 8:44 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cyberman - February 18, 2017 at 3:11 pm

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Whateverist - February 19, 2017 at 9:47 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 19, 2017 at 10:46 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Whateverist - February 19, 2017 at 10:57 am

RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 20, 2017 at 8:43 am

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