What would change your mind?

[Joods]

Wrong.

For me, I've already put it to rest. There is no god or gods. None of them ever took me up on my invitation to lunch. So, there's that.

That is silly Nympha.
Why God would take up your invitation to lunch considering that you still do not follow logic?
How can you expect that the universe pop up as per magic and nobody run it?

I do follow logic, which is one of the reasons I can see, with clarity, that he doesn't exist in the first place. He should want me to know him personally, right? What better way to convince a non-believer than with the man himself. Instead of using messengers or some other means, just have him present himself, on demand, to my designated location and let me see that he's the real deal. People have been kept waiting for 2000+ years.

Quit teasing us already and present yourself!!

Ooooooh that's right. He can't because he's imaginary.

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All it would take for me to believe is a set of Baltimore Oriole's tickets showing up at my house for me. That would do it.

So, if I bought some and sent them to you, you'd worship me?

Uhhh anyone who saw your Facebook pics should already be worshipping you.