(February 28, 2017 at 6:32 pm)Cecelia Wrote:(February 28, 2017 at 5:33 pm)Aristocatt Wrote: For the US:
Time travel funding to unfuck everything.
I think the best place to start would be providing solar technology and the necessary technology for resource extraction back 100 years.
If we're going to time travel, we need to go back in time and re-write the whole bible.
-Same Sex Marriage is A.Ok
-Women are NOT property, and are equal to men
-Slavery is BAD
-Polluting the environment is bad
-Education is the cornerstone of civilization
-Earth revolves around the sun, and is totally not flat
-Germs cause disease
-Transgender people should use whichever bathroom they identify with
-Rape is bad, including if she's 'just drunk'
-Governments should take care of their poor
-If you spend millions of dollars to build a stupid ark, you're going to burn in hell for all eternity
-EVOLUTION
-treat all people with compassion, including those who are from other countries, who are other races and religion, and who have different sexuality or gender.
-Criminals should not have guns. Nor should the mentally ill.
-Feed the poor
-Feed students lunches and breakfasts at no cost to them
-Don't spend more on the military than on the poor
-Bullying is bad
-Killing people for religious reasons is bad. Killing children for religious reasons is double bad.
*comes back to the present*
"So... wait... why is Jesus part of the avengers? What do you mean Christianity was a short lived religion, and that we all worship Jupiter? JUPITER DAMMIT, all that for nothing? At least tell me people don't go door to door spreading the good word of Hercules. Oh, phew. WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY SPREAD THE WORD OF MARS?!"
That would be Zeus, heretic!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
