TEN THINGS THAT WOULD IMPROVE NEW ZEALAND
1. Fewer Australians coming here.
2. A lower number of Australians.
3. Some way to reduce the frequency of Australians visiting NZ.
4. We have way too many Australians here. Something should be done about that.
5. If the number of Australians in NZ was smaller than it is now, that would be a help.
6. I have plotted the raw number of Australians here as a function of available space. It seems high.
7. If more Australian residents of NZ could somehow be repatriated to Australia, I think that would be a net positive.
8. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. I wish to have more fondness for Australians.
9. I hear that most of Australia is pretty sparsely populated. Just saying.
10. Didgereedon't, please.
Boru
notice for the humour impaired: the above is intended as good-natured joking. Australians are warm, sweet, wonderful people and the world - including NZ - could do with more of them
1. Fewer Australians coming here.
2. A lower number of Australians.
3. Some way to reduce the frequency of Australians visiting NZ.
4. We have way too many Australians here. Something should be done about that.
5. If the number of Australians in NZ was smaller than it is now, that would be a help.
6. I have plotted the raw number of Australians here as a function of available space. It seems high.
7. If more Australian residents of NZ could somehow be repatriated to Australia, I think that would be a net positive.
8. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. I wish to have more fondness for Australians.
9. I hear that most of Australia is pretty sparsely populated. Just saying.
10. Didgereedon't, please.
Boru
notice for the humour impaired: the above is intended as good-natured joking. Australians are warm, sweet, wonderful people and the world - including NZ - could do with more of them
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