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Funny things your kids say
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Funny things your kids say
February 28, 2017 at 9:21 pm (This post was last modified: March 1, 2017 at 1:19 am by J a c k.)
Maybe this has been done before, but there's always more.

I was having dinner with my boys right now. My ten year old starts ranting. I'll do the best I can to summarize:
"I don't understand why Jason gets mad at me for not believing in god."
"He gets mad at you? What the hell?"
"He says I'm selfish."
(I laugh)
"Besides! He doesn't even go to church. When was the last time he went?"
"I don't know. Ask him."
"They only go for the food!!! Every time they go to Yuma, they come back with chicken and say they got Church's chicken. Now THAT'S selfish."

Bahahahahahaha! Oh, baby. Sigh.

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Funny things your kids say - by J a c k - February 28, 2017 at 9:21 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by The Valkyrie - February 28, 2017 at 9:24 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by J a c k - February 28, 2017 at 9:25 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by paulpablo - February 28, 2017 at 9:26 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by Thumpalumpacus - February 28, 2017 at 9:29 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by J a c k - February 28, 2017 at 9:33 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by Seraphina - February 28, 2017 at 9:44 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by Exian - February 28, 2017 at 9:56 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by J a c k - February 28, 2017 at 10:07 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by Little lunch - February 28, 2017 at 10:38 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by The Valkyrie - February 28, 2017 at 10:44 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by J a c k - February 28, 2017 at 10:47 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by account_inactive - March 1, 2017 at 6:47 am
RE: Funny things your kids say - by c172 - February 28, 2017 at 10:45 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by brewer - February 28, 2017 at 10:57 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by Little lunch - February 28, 2017 at 10:58 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by brewer - February 28, 2017 at 11:01 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by Fireball - February 28, 2017 at 11:27 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by Little lunch - March 1, 2017 at 6:44 am
RE: Funny things your kids say - by Little lunch - March 1, 2017 at 6:53 am
RE: Funny things your kids say - by Thumpalumpacus - March 1, 2017 at 10:46 am
RE: Funny things your kids say - by SteelCurtain - March 1, 2017 at 11:11 am
RE: Funny things your kids say - by Faith No More - March 1, 2017 at 11:42 am
RE: Funny things your kids say - by J a c k - March 1, 2017 at 2:48 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by Ravenshire - March 1, 2017 at 3:15 pm

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