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Funny things your kids say
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RE: Funny things your kids say
I'll try to cut this story down a bit...

My ex's grandma's boyfriend (or whatever) died so my daughter, my ex, and her mom went to visit her. They were asking my daughter if she still had a "boyfriend". She said no. They asked why, and wanting to get out of the awkward situation she thought she'd try to be funny and said "He died" and started laughing. Now, remember the part where they're visiting because the grandma's boyfriend just died? Yeah. The joke fell flat. Haha

Anyhow, my ex waited for a moment alone with her outside. She goes to tell her how she can't joke like that and my daughter say "Yeah, I know. I already had that talk with myself." Lol Made me feel horrible for her. I have an infinite amount of those same moments where I regret some stupid thing I said. She'll be 30yo trying to sleep, when this memory will pop in her head and keep her awake.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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Funny things your kids say - by J a c k - February 28, 2017 at 9:21 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by The Valkyrie - February 28, 2017 at 9:24 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by J a c k - February 28, 2017 at 9:25 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by paulpablo - February 28, 2017 at 9:26 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by Thumpalumpacus - February 28, 2017 at 9:29 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by J a c k - February 28, 2017 at 9:33 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by Seraphina - February 28, 2017 at 9:44 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by Exian - February 28, 2017 at 9:56 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by J a c k - February 28, 2017 at 10:07 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by Little lunch - February 28, 2017 at 10:38 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by The Valkyrie - February 28, 2017 at 10:44 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by J a c k - February 28, 2017 at 10:47 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by account_inactive - March 1, 2017 at 6:47 am
RE: Funny things your kids say - by c172 - February 28, 2017 at 10:45 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by brewer - February 28, 2017 at 10:57 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by Little lunch - February 28, 2017 at 10:58 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by brewer - February 28, 2017 at 11:01 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by Fireball - February 28, 2017 at 11:27 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by Little lunch - March 1, 2017 at 6:44 am
RE: Funny things your kids say - by Little lunch - March 1, 2017 at 6:53 am
RE: Funny things your kids say - by Thumpalumpacus - March 1, 2017 at 10:46 am
RE: Funny things your kids say - by SteelCurtain - March 1, 2017 at 11:11 am
RE: Funny things your kids say - by Faith No More - March 1, 2017 at 11:42 am
RE: Funny things your kids say - by J a c k - March 1, 2017 at 2:48 pm
RE: Funny things your kids say - by Ravenshire - March 1, 2017 at 3:15 pm

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