Funny things your kids say

[Little lunch]

My family was over for dinner and I went out and bought a stack of pizzas.
Mum chipped in $20 for it.
Whilst eating my daughter finally lost that wobbly tooth.
We wrapped it in tissue and put it under her pillow at bedtime.
She asked me how much she would get and I said one or two dollars maybe.
She said, 'is that all.'
I said, 'how much did you think you were gonna get?'
She said, 'well, I saw grandma give you $20.'

Gee, that third line really hits home the importance of commas.