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They can have my c*ck when they pry it from my cold dead hand...

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RE: They can have my c*ck when they pry it from my cold dead hand...

March 13, 2017 at 5:58 pm

How about if I just retrograde ejaculate?

Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.

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They can have my c*ck when they pry it from my cold dead hand... - by Doubting Thomas - March 13, 2017 at 1:21 pm

RE: They can have my c*ck when they pry it from my cold dead hand... - by vorlon13 - March 13, 2017 at 1:27 pm

RE: They can have my c*ck when they pry it from my cold dead hand... - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 13, 2017 at 6:14 pm

RE: They can have my c*ck when they pry it from my cold dead hand... - by Aoi Magi - March 13, 2017 at 1:37 pm

RE: They can have my c*ck when they pry it from my cold dead hand... - by The Valkyrie - March 13, 2017 at 3:10 pm

RE: They can have my c*ck when they pry it from my cold dead hand... - by Pat Mustard - March 13, 2017 at 4:59 pm

RE: They can have my c*ck when they pry it from my cold dead hand... - by The Valkyrie - March 13, 2017 at 5:37 pm

RE: They can have my c*ck when they pry it from my cold dead hand... - by vorlon13 - March 13, 2017 at 6:22 pm

RE: They can have my c*ck when they pry it from my cold dead hand... - by brewer - March 13, 2017 at 5:58 pm

They can have my c*ck when they pry it from my cold dead hand... - by KUSA - March 13, 2017 at 6:02 pm

RE: They can have my c*ck when they pry it from my cold dead hand... - by Minimalist - March 13, 2017 at 6:30 pm

RE: They can have my c*ck when they pry it from my cold dead hand... - by The Valkyrie - March 13, 2017 at 6:37 pm

They can have my c*ck when they pry it from my cold dead hand... - by KUSA - March 13, 2017 at 7:14 pm

RE: They can have my c*ck when they pry it from my cold dead hand... - by Minimalist - March 13, 2017 at 7:21 pm

They can have my c*ck when they pry it from my cold dead hand... - by KUSA - March 13, 2017 at 7:26 pm

RE: They can have my c*ck when they pry it from my cold dead hand... - by The Valkyrie - March 13, 2017 at 8:18 pm

RE: They can have my c*ck when they pry it from my cold dead hand... - by vorlon13 - March 13, 2017 at 8:26 pm

RE: They can have my c*ck when they pry it from my cold dead hand... - by Rev. Rye - March 13, 2017 at 8:30 pm

They can have my c*ck when they pry it from my cold dead hand... - by KUSA - March 13, 2017 at 8:36 pm

RE: They can have my c*ck when they pry it from my cold dead hand... - by Thumpalumpacus - March 14, 2017 at 10:00 am

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