Telling a story without a narrator voice

[Silent Snob]

Let's do some story-telling together, without using a narrator voice. Why? Just because. Please feel free to continue and jump right in with what ever you feel inclined to tell. I start with this:


"You're drinking wine. I can tell by the way you argue."

"So? Is that illegal?"

"No. You just sound silly when you do that."

"I have no other meds. That's why."

"Want some meds?"

"Why would I?"

"To sound less silly, maybe?"

"Nah...wine is cheap, tasty and works best for me."

"It's so old-school. I mean drinking."

"What's wrong with that?"

"Like I said. It's so old-school. And old-school is boring. It just sucks."

"You want me to tell you what I think is boring and sucks, dear?"

"Nah. That would be far too boring."

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"So...you're an alcoholic?"

"No. By no means of the definition of that term."

"That's what they all say, the alcoholics."

"Okay. Then I am. Now what?"

"Okay. I see. You need training. Do what I tell you. I'm a pro."

"Sir, yes, Sir!"

"Look, it's not that smart to run around and save all kinds of moronic creeps."

"Sir, yes, Sir!"

"You're in the army now."

"That makes me have a tune in my head, Sir."

"You're a soldier! Stop that!"

"I'll try. But you have to give me a better tune in order to do so, Sir!"

"Think!"

"Sir, okay, Sir! Now I have a better tune "running around in my brain."

"No-no-no-no! Wrong song! Try this: I wish some brain would fall from the sky."

"Sir, yes, Sir! I have heard that phrase before too. It goes like this....."

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Farin Urlaub Racing Team - iDisco (Offizielles Video)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wU1Dr5Vj_w