Telling a story without a narrator voice

[Silent Snob]

"I'm sorry I'm not a navy-seal."

"Ah! Come on, Marty! You're happy you didn't engage in stuff like that ever."

"I think I'm a bit of a sissy because of that. I think I need to wear at least a suit made by Don Armani."

"I think so too."

"Really? You're a betrayer of hippies nowerdays, Snobby?"

"Yes. I'm a snob. I don't talk about the substances and the experieces I had when and where  I took them because imma "big girl now" and  that kinda lingo you are using would damage my reputation and my credibility. Like totally."

"Sounds reasonable."

"That's just because Sam Harris is my spirit-animal."

"Judas!"

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"Listen, Marty. I never had a guy who was in the army untill I did and he was my last boyfriend."

"And? What was the difference?"

"He had a huge ...."

"So?"

"He had a lot of problems. Maybe it's because he was just in the Bundeswehr."

"What is that supposed to mean?"

"He wasn't a pro. It was his duty, kinda sorta. That's what it means."

"What ever that means."