True Christian (TM) Answers Your Questions

[Pat Mustard]

Greetings Hellbound heathens,

In celebration of Easter, I'm back from the dead and ready to answer your questions. Praise the Sweet name of Jebus. 

I'd like to begin by addressing the subject of Objective Morality, a topic I know you unsaved trash can't hear enough of. 

QUESTION 1: Why do we need Jesus to be moral?

Because atheists have no basis for moral judgment. All you have are cultural conventions that are relative to the time, the people and the place. But the Lord's Word never changes and always applies. 

QUESTION 2: So why don't we follow the OT laws then?

Because that part of the Lord's Word in the Wholly Babble doesn't apply anymore. Those were just cultural conventions that related to the time, the people and the place of the ancient Hebrews. But the Lord changed that for us. 

GLORY! 

So bring your questions to me and I'll answer them as best as any True Christian ™ can. 

In advance, I may tell you "I'll have to pray on that" which most of you already know means I won't do anything.

Hey, YITW, is that Deist Paladin fellow for real?