(April 7, 2017 at 2:39 pm)Minimalist Wrote:(April 7, 2017 at 2:22 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: I bought a swineherd to use when I cast out my wife's demons. It didn't work. My wife is still crazy as hell, and now I have pigs tearing up the house. What should I do?
Bacon!
It's not that simple. I stopped eating meat, my wife has become emotionally attached to the pigs (as I said, crazy as hell), and the swineherd worries that if his pigs are eaten he'll be out of work. That he is now my Biblically-sanctioned slave hasn't quite sunk in. Furthermore, he's a lazy, truculent bastard. I knew better than to buy a Gentile, but just try finding a Jewish swineherd.
Of course, it's all my fault. When I thought I was driving the demons out of my wife, I expected the pigs to plunge headlong over a cliff. But I live in Louisiana and the closest thing to a cliff near here is are the overpasses on I-10, so that didn't work. There was a ruckus at first that made me think the Jesus trick might be working, but all that happened is that most of the herd shat all over the place. Evil but not quite demonic.
