RE: True Christian (TM) Answers Your Questions
April 7, 2017 at 11:13 pm
(This post was last modified: April 7, 2017 at 11:15 pm by YahwehIsTheWay.)
(April 7, 2017 at 9:41 pm)AceBoogie Wrote: lol someone please tell me this dude is fucking with us
OK...
[Out of character]
I know. It's a strange way to talk about religion but it's the only way I can do it and stay sane. It's amazing to me that anyone EVER believed this bullshit, never mind in today's age. Yet here I am, living only miles away from what's supposed to be a replica of "Noah's Arc", paid for by my tax dollars. I don't even know where to begin.
So, I'm not trolling anyone. This is intended as satire, as my signature says. But unfortunately, the fucktardary of the fundies is so intense that I can't seem to drop enough "tells" sometimes for those who don't know me already.
[Back in character]
...AND SO GOD sent HIMSELF down to earth to become His own Son so He could SACRIFICE HIMSELF TO HIMSELF because bleeding on a cross was the only way He could convince Himself to forgive us all for being such sinful beings which we are because an ancestor of ours who was made from a rib ate a magic fruit after speaking to a talking snake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GLORY!
(April 7, 2017 at 5:21 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Were you born circumcised or circumvented?
And how cum I never felt you transubstantiate in my mouth?
I'm not Jesus. I'm just America's second best Christian.
Nobody could hold a candle to Mrs. Betty Bowers at being the best Christian.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
