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No joke -- I have decided to convert to Christianity!

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No joke -- I have decided to convert to Christianity!
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RE: No joke -- I have decided to convert to Christianity!
April 9, 2017 at 8:14 pm
"Christianity" is no longer an impediment to doing ANYTHING you want.


Absolutely anything possible can now be accomplished inside the umbrella of Christian belief, and no matter how disturbing or vile it is, just mutter a "Praise Jesus" and you're still part of the club.


Cooking and eating a live baby, SEQUENTIALLY as it is vaginally delivered is OKEY DOKEY as long as you maintain your belief in the death and resurrection of Jesus !!!


Praise Jesus !!!!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: No joke -- I have decided to convert to Christianity! - by vorlon13 - April 9, 2017 at 8:14 pm

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