So, I published my first children's book–Tori the Time Traveler

[Shell B]

Would my super fundamentalist sister be put in a tizzy if I sent it to my nephew?

Not sure if there's any history in there that might suggest that Colonial America was something other than a Christian Nation Factory.

Oh, no. I was quite careful about it because I know how parents are. I was, at one point, going to have Sybil Ludington say, "Oh, God," but went with Gadzooks because it's a fucking funny colonial word.