Why Do Atheists Criticize People's Beliefs?

[The Valkyrie]

I thought he was your best friend.

Ah no. We Succubus, Succubi? Are all that remains of the filtered mindset of those foul hag wissened* up crinkly faced Carmalite bastards who tortured us in our childhood. We are all their secret desires. We appear (atheist only) to men in their sleep and perform libertine acts on their person.

*Apperenty that's not a proper word, but It'll do for now.

Edit: It is a real word, only too many Esses and not enough Zeds. Not that it matters, they were all horrible cunts anyway

Yes, I've always loathed nuns...