When I talk to strangers at work, I wonder what they really sound like at home. Sometimes they're talking to me in a certain voice, then their significant other shows up and they talk to them in a different voice. I'm over here thinking that the first voice was their business casual, and their second is their dress down Friday after work. Also, I can tell when a girl is attracted to someone they're talking to. Voice gets whiny and annoying. Nasal. Like mine.

"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian