28 years? Holy crap! A Christian as long as I've been alive!
Hehe I used to believe Bible stories as a child... I used to believe them as stories. I literally thought they were meant to be like Aesop's Fables that my dad used to read to me...
...it was years later when I was like 10 or something that I realized that many adults believe it literally.
I found that hilarious and me and my brother wrote a short parody of Genesis called "The Holy Cobblers"... the start of which involved God moving over the face of the waters as normal... except on a micro scooter.
... and later on he accidentally caused a volcano to erupt so he decided to solve the problem by getting sexually aroused looking at Eve so as to block the volcano with his giant God boner.
...yeah we were immature kids. That was the extent of our humor, lol.
Hehe I used to believe Bible stories as a child... I used to believe them as stories. I literally thought they were meant to be like Aesop's Fables that my dad used to read to me...
...it was years later when I was like 10 or something that I realized that many adults believe it literally.
I found that hilarious and me and my brother wrote a short parody of Genesis called "The Holy Cobblers"... the start of which involved God moving over the face of the waters as normal... except on a micro scooter.
... and later on he accidentally caused a volcano to erupt so he decided to solve the problem by getting sexually aroused looking at Eve so as to block the volcano with his giant God boner.
...yeah we were immature kids. That was the extent of our humor, lol.
