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It is, get over it. The APA only changed it to make it socially acceptable because of the politicizing of it. It still fits EVERY single definition of a paraphilia. 

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3310132/

You work for the APA now? You're certified through proper schooling in understanding how psychology works?

From the same article you linked:

In considering the foregoing review, one should remember that the evidence is indirect: These correlates were not explored here because any of them is a sine qua non either of homosexuality or of any paraphilia. It is entirely possible that other, still unexplored, correlates are more central to the etiology of human sexual interests and that the correlates discussed in this article are merely tangential. Because only few paraphilic interests have received much scientific attention, it also remains possible that each paraphilia is associated with its own, novel set of correlates, and that homosexuality is no more novel in its profile of correlates than would be any other paraphilic interest. Thus, although homosexuality is probably better said to be distinct from the paraphilias, that conclusion is still quite tentative.