Message from China over Climate Change

[Anomalocaris]

I'll never speak ill of Ivanka again if she whispers in his ear right before 3PM, "Do you want China to beat you again?"

I am not sure whether I am pleased by the fact that Ivanka isn't as big an airhead as the Donald, or depressed to the point or being suicidal over the fact that Ivanka's is now the voice of least unreason at the center of the command structure over 5000 nuclear warheads.