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So my redneck friend came to visit on Friday.
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RE: So my redneck friend came to visit on Friday.
(June 5, 2017 at 5:36 am)Whateverist Wrote: That would be pretty surprising alright.  If you could find one I imagine that would be a salty from down under.  I think they get nearly that big .. but thirty feet?  Hard to imagine except in a cheap scifi flick.

But I'm with you on the baby hammer head.  No way would any part of my body be available to that guy.  Hammerheads are dangerous sharks and they're just as well equipped to saw a hunk of flesh out of you as a grown up, albeit a smaller hunk.

The crock was fucking huge, maybe staff was "selling" it wasn't a regular zoo. It was a private business but a major beach attraction. All I knew is that is was glad that animal was in an enclosure. Does FUCKING HUGE, mean anything? Does, "Holy fucking shit" mean anything? Does "MOMMY" mean anything?
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RE: So my redneck friend came to visit on Friday. - by Brian37 - June 5, 2017 at 5:55 am

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