RE: So my redneck friend came to visit on Friday.
June 5, 2017 at 12:38 pm
(This post was last modified: June 5, 2017 at 12:46 pm by Brian37.)
(June 5, 2017 at 12:20 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: 30 feet or not, a big croc is nothing to fuck with.
They had a snake exhibit too. They had Egyptian and Indian and spitting cobras. None of them raised up and poised but still those were some long mother fuckers and again, same thing, nothing you want to fuck with.
What was really funny, was we were sitting at table in the complex. All wood dock style surroundings and paths to get you around the park. Some mallards which were not part of the park of course but figured out it was a potential food source because they sell food there, were hanging out. I started talking cute, baby talk to a few of them hanging out standing on the dock. One of them must have thought I was challenging or it wanted food, and suddenly flew over my head dive bombing me almost knocking my hat off. Oh the irony, surrounded by gators and crocks and snakes and I get assaulted by a mallard.
