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Christian best friend asks me to reconsider
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RE: Christian best friend asks me to reconsider
(June 9, 2017 at 11:55 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
(June 9, 2017 at 11:00 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Perhaps just tell her you unfriended jesus?

Min, we are all his children.
No wonder the fucker is nowhere to be seen.
Can you imagine the child support payments he'll be up for?

(Springy G, anticipating a sharp drop in the price of gold when the streets of heaven are unpaved to settle Jesus's child support debts, wonders if She should engage in short-selling precious metals shares)
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RE: Christian best friend asks me to reconsider - by Astreja - June 10, 2017 at 12:04 am

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