Saved from what? An imaginary hell? Saved for what? An imaginary eternity singing in a Presbyterian choir? An imaginary eternity of eating green jello salad with sexually oppressed old women with blue hair? Any eternity with Pat Robertson in it? Fuck that shit. If there is a special Green Room with Johnny Cash wasted on Benzies and Percodans then sign me up!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!