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How Can I Get Saved?
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A woman stopped me in town once and asked if I was saved yet. I told her I'd just saved at the checkpoint round the corner, so I could always respawn from there. She looked awfully confused.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 11, 2017 at 9:13 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Silver - June 11, 2017 at 9:19 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by brewer - June 11, 2017 at 9:54 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Neo-Scholastic - June 11, 2017 at 12:20 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 11, 2017 at 1:20 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by J a c k - June 11, 2017 at 6:30 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by brewer - June 11, 2017 at 9:09 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Minimalist - June 11, 2017 at 3:48 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Anomalocaris - June 12, 2017 at 2:21 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Aliza - June 11, 2017 at 5:47 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 11, 2017 at 7:13 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Cyberman - June 11, 2017 at 5:49 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by chimp3 - June 11, 2017 at 7:37 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Cyberman - June 11, 2017 at 8:57 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by The Valkyrie - June 11, 2017 at 9:07 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Cyberman - June 12, 2017 at 12:08 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 12, 2017 at 1:03 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Anomalocaris - June 12, 2017 at 2:23 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by John V - June 12, 2017 at 10:01 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by John V - June 13, 2017 at 6:15 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Succubus - June 14, 2017 at 9:45 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 14, 2017 at 10:01 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Drich - June 12, 2017 at 10:04 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 12, 2017 at 1:17 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Drich - June 13, 2017 at 3:50 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 12, 2017 at 10:07 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Cyberman - June 12, 2017 at 1:08 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Cyberman - June 12, 2017 at 1:26 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 12, 2017 at 2:17 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Cyberman - June 12, 2017 at 2:23 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 12, 2017 at 3:42 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Cyberman - June 12, 2017 at 4:38 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 12, 2017 at 9:12 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 12, 2017 at 5:46 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by The Valkyrie - June 12, 2017 at 9:16 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 12, 2017 at 9:35 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by The Valkyrie - June 12, 2017 at 9:40 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 12, 2017 at 9:37 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by The Valkyrie - June 12, 2017 at 9:40 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by ignoramus - June 13, 2017 at 7:16 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Drich - June 14, 2017 at 12:35 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Minimalist - June 13, 2017 at 7:23 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 13, 2017 at 7:26 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Nay_Sayer - June 13, 2017 at 10:19 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 14, 2017 at 1:20 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Drich - June 15, 2017 at 8:45 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 15, 2017 at 9:00 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Drich - June 15, 2017 at 9:33 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 15, 2017 at 10:32 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by ignoramus - June 15, 2017 at 7:40 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 15, 2017 at 7:48 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by ignoramus - June 15, 2017 at 7:51 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Lek - June 19, 2017 at 12:42 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Cyberman - June 19, 2017 at 12:44 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Ravenshire - June 25, 2017 at 2:32 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 20, 2017 at 11:07 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 20, 2017 at 5:17 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Wyrd of Gawd - June 25, 2017 at 12:39 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by ignoramus - June 25, 2017 at 12:59 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 25, 2017 at 1:03 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Cyberman - June 25, 2017 at 12:40 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by ignoramus - June 25, 2017 at 1:22 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 25, 2017 at 1:23 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by ignoramus - June 25, 2017 at 1:49 am
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