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How Can I Get Saved?

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How Can I Get Saved?
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RE: How Can I Get Saved?
June 12, 2017 at 2:23 pm (This post was last modified: June 12, 2017 at 2:24 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(June 11, 2017 at 9:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 11, 2017 at 8:57 pm)Cyberman Wrote: A woman stopped me in town once and asked if I was saved yet. I told her I'd just saved at the checkpoint round the corner, so I could always respawn from there. She looked awfully confused.

I've tried saving people before, but they make such a mess when you try getting them through the little slot in the piggy bank...


Push harder, those Christians really need to be saved!
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How Can I Get Saved?

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How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 11, 2017 at 9:13 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Silver - June 11, 2017 at 9:19 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by brewer - June 11, 2017 at 9:54 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Neo-Scholastic - June 11, 2017 at 12:20 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 11, 2017 at 1:20 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by J a c k - June 11, 2017 at 6:30 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by brewer - June 11, 2017 at 9:09 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Minimalist - June 11, 2017 at 3:48 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Anomalocaris - June 12, 2017 at 2:21 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Aliza - June 11, 2017 at 5:47 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 11, 2017 at 7:13 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Cyberman - June 11, 2017 at 5:49 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by chimp3 - June 11, 2017 at 7:37 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Cyberman - June 11, 2017 at 8:57 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by The Valkyrie - June 11, 2017 at 9:07 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Cyberman - June 12, 2017 at 12:08 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 12, 2017 at 1:03 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Anomalocaris - June 12, 2017 at 2:23 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by John V - June 12, 2017 at 10:01 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by John V - June 13, 2017 at 6:15 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Succubus - June 14, 2017 at 9:45 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 14, 2017 at 10:01 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Drich - June 12, 2017 at 10:04 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 12, 2017 at 1:17 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Drich - June 13, 2017 at 3:50 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 12, 2017 at 10:07 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Cyberman - June 12, 2017 at 1:08 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Cyberman - June 12, 2017 at 1:26 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 12, 2017 at 2:17 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Cyberman - June 12, 2017 at 2:23 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 12, 2017 at 3:42 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Cyberman - June 12, 2017 at 4:38 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 12, 2017 at 9:12 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 12, 2017 at 5:46 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by The Valkyrie - June 12, 2017 at 9:16 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 12, 2017 at 9:35 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by The Valkyrie - June 12, 2017 at 9:40 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 12, 2017 at 9:37 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by The Valkyrie - June 12, 2017 at 9:40 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by ignoramus - June 13, 2017 at 7:16 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Drich - June 14, 2017 at 12:35 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Minimalist - June 13, 2017 at 7:23 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 13, 2017 at 7:26 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Nay_Sayer - June 13, 2017 at 10:19 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 14, 2017 at 1:20 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Drich - June 15, 2017 at 8:45 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 15, 2017 at 9:00 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Drich - June 15, 2017 at 9:33 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 15, 2017 at 10:32 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by ignoramus - June 15, 2017 at 7:40 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 15, 2017 at 7:48 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by ignoramus - June 15, 2017 at 7:51 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Lek - June 19, 2017 at 12:42 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Cyberman - June 19, 2017 at 12:44 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Ravenshire - June 25, 2017 at 2:32 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 20, 2017 at 11:07 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 20, 2017 at 5:17 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Wyrd of Gawd - June 25, 2017 at 12:39 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by ignoramus - June 25, 2017 at 12:59 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 25, 2017 at 1:03 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Cyberman - June 25, 2017 at 12:40 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by ignoramus - June 25, 2017 at 1:22 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 25, 2017 at 1:23 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by ignoramus - June 25, 2017 at 1:49 am

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