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How Can I Get Saved?

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How Can I Get Saved?
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RE: How Can I Get Saved?
June 12, 2017 at 9:35 pm
(June 12, 2017 at 9:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Another way to get saved is to stand in the middle of a busy road and wait for Superman or Batman to rescue you.

This is as effective as waiting for Jesus to do the same.
Make sure you're wearing a nice dress. Ask yourself honestly, would superman or batman rescue a damsel in this dress?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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How Can I Get Saved?

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How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 11, 2017 at 9:13 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Silver - June 11, 2017 at 9:19 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by brewer - June 11, 2017 at 9:54 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Neo-Scholastic - June 11, 2017 at 12:20 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 11, 2017 at 1:20 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by J a c k - June 11, 2017 at 6:30 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by brewer - June 11, 2017 at 9:09 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Minimalist - June 11, 2017 at 3:48 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Anomalocaris - June 12, 2017 at 2:21 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Aliza - June 11, 2017 at 5:47 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 11, 2017 at 7:13 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Cyberman - June 11, 2017 at 5:49 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by chimp3 - June 11, 2017 at 7:37 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Cyberman - June 11, 2017 at 8:57 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by The Valkyrie - June 11, 2017 at 9:07 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Cyberman - June 12, 2017 at 12:08 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 12, 2017 at 1:03 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Anomalocaris - June 12, 2017 at 2:23 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by John V - June 12, 2017 at 10:01 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by John V - June 13, 2017 at 6:15 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Succubus - June 14, 2017 at 9:45 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 14, 2017 at 10:01 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Drich - June 12, 2017 at 10:04 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 12, 2017 at 1:17 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Drich - June 13, 2017 at 3:50 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 12, 2017 at 10:07 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Cyberman - June 12, 2017 at 1:08 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Cyberman - June 12, 2017 at 1:26 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 12, 2017 at 2:17 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Cyberman - June 12, 2017 at 2:23 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 12, 2017 at 3:42 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Cyberman - June 12, 2017 at 4:38 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 12, 2017 at 9:12 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 12, 2017 at 5:46 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by The Valkyrie - June 12, 2017 at 9:16 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 12, 2017 at 9:35 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by The Valkyrie - June 12, 2017 at 9:40 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 12, 2017 at 9:37 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by The Valkyrie - June 12, 2017 at 9:40 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by ignoramus - June 13, 2017 at 7:16 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Drich - June 14, 2017 at 12:35 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Minimalist - June 13, 2017 at 7:23 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 13, 2017 at 7:26 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Nay_Sayer - June 13, 2017 at 10:19 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 14, 2017 at 1:20 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Drich - June 15, 2017 at 8:45 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 15, 2017 at 9:00 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Drich - June 15, 2017 at 9:33 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 15, 2017 at 10:32 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by ignoramus - June 15, 2017 at 7:40 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 15, 2017 at 7:48 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by ignoramus - June 15, 2017 at 7:51 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Lek - June 19, 2017 at 12:42 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Cyberman - June 19, 2017 at 12:44 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Ravenshire - June 25, 2017 at 2:32 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 20, 2017 at 11:07 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Rhondazvous - June 20, 2017 at 5:17 pm
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Wyrd of Gawd - June 25, 2017 at 12:39 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by ignoramus - June 25, 2017 at 12:59 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 25, 2017 at 1:03 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by Cyberman - June 25, 2017 at 12:40 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by ignoramus - June 25, 2017 at 1:22 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by vorlon13 - June 25, 2017 at 1:23 am
RE: How Can I Get Saved? - by ignoramus - June 25, 2017 at 1:49 am

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