You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, "

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Screw this lol I'm going to heaven	20.00%	3	20.00%
I'd rather spend time in hell than accept that guy as my "God"	13.33%	2	13.33%
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You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, "

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RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, "

June 14, 2017 at 10:27 pm

(June 14, 2017 at 10:22 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
(June 14, 2017 at 10:18 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Booze and houris! I am in!

Casinos, gaming, and football? Must I participate?

Don't they have a chess club? Library?

They do. But it's reserved as hell for those who did drink, gamble, screw around whilst alive...

Ok! I did gamble with my own life while I was drinking and screwing around. Does that count?

God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!

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You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ErGingerbreadMandude - June 14, 2017 at 10:15 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Losty - June 14, 2017 at 10:17 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by chimp3 - June 14, 2017 at 10:18 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ignoramus - June 14, 2017 at 10:22 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by chimp3 - June 14, 2017 at 10:27 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by vorlon13 - June 14, 2017 at 10:24 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ErGingerbreadMandude - June 14, 2017 at 10:26 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by vorlon13 - June 14, 2017 at 10:34 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ignoramus - June 14, 2017 at 10:33 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Chad32 - June 14, 2017 at 10:40 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Iroscato - June 14, 2017 at 10:50 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Iroscato - June 14, 2017 at 10:51 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Ravenshire - June 14, 2017 at 11:02 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Silver - June 14, 2017 at 11:08 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by vorlon13 - June 14, 2017 at 11:27 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Silver - June 14, 2017 at 11:28 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ErGingerbreadMandude - June 15, 2017 at 12:08 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Ravenshire - June 15, 2017 at 12:21 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by vorlon13 - June 14, 2017 at 11:28 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Anon2381 - June 15, 2017 at 12:25 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by The Valkyrie - June 15, 2017 at 12:25 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by energizer bunny - June 15, 2017 at 1:04 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ignoramus - June 15, 2017 at 1:09 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by energizer bunny - June 15, 2017 at 1:22 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ErGingerbreadMandude - June 15, 2017 at 1:10 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Astreja - June 15, 2017 at 1:16 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by dilmoona - June 15, 2017 at 1:57 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by rado84 - June 15, 2017 at 6:28 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by brewer - June 15, 2017 at 7:29 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Anon2381 - June 15, 2017 at 2:13 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by energizer bunny - June 16, 2017 at 1:46 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ignoramus - June 15, 2017 at 7:38 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by SteelCurtain - June 15, 2017 at 2:46 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ErGingerbreadMandude - June 15, 2017 at 9:21 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Cyberman - June 15, 2017 at 4:22 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Mystical - June 16, 2017 at 4:47 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by brewer - June 16, 2017 at 1:26 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Cyberman - June 16, 2017 at 11:04 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Cyberman - June 16, 2017 at 3:14 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Regina - June 16, 2017 at 10:54 pm

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