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Poll: What you do??
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Screw this lol I'm going to heaven
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I'd rather spend time in hell than accept that guy as my "God"
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Fuck polls
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send nudes
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5 33.33%
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You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, "
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RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, "
(June 14, 2017 at 10:15 pm)pool the matey Wrote: "On the left side you have hell. It's just like how it's depicted in various works. It's so hot your skin melts, they put you inside large pots of hot oil and fry you for eternity. they will gouge your eyes out, rip your ears out and break your limbs"

"On the right side you have heaven. It's basically a better version of vegas. we have lots and lots of angel hookers, casinos, gaming stations, football fields, booze, lots and lots of booze. It's your reward for being a good lil lad."

"Look. I know you were an atheist. it's understandable, you did something stupid. you thought this was all bullshit but I'll make a deal with you - if you accept me as your God right here and now I'll let you go through the door that leads to heaven otherwise I'm helpless you'll have to spend the rest of eternity with dear old satan"

What will you do? Big Grin

"See, that's the flaw of your claims: when a person dies, their body remains down there, therefore a ghost is just an energy, so they don't have a skin. You can not torture an energy because it has no skin and no pain detectors which are located right under the skin. If you still claim the ghosts in hell can feel the pain, that means there are living people in hell, which makes you a bigger monster than I've ever thought you were.
As for heaven, since I have no body it doesn't really matter where you'll put me - without a body and sexual organs eternity will be hell anyway, whether I spend it in heaven or in hell.
Lastly, I'm still an atheist. What I saw so far only indicates you and your angels and demons are just some kind of technologically advanced species that found a new chewing toy 2000 years ago and you have a desperate desire to feel magical. Which is why you keep claiming to be magical creatures which you are not but that wasn't enough for you - you had to enslave Earth and take away personal freedom from people. There was a word for that, I think - Narcisism or something like that. Not to mention your douchebaggery: "Believe I'm a god or I'll kill you" - sure, that's so god-like. More like a spoiled child trying to catch mommy and daddy's attention!
So it doesn't matter what you'll do to me after everything I said - the same physics you created says I won't feel a thing, so go ahead, put me in hell and I'll laugh at you from the pot!".
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RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by rado84 - June 15, 2017 at 6:28 am

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