You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, "

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Poll: What you do?? This poll is closed.
Screw this lol I'm going to heaven	20.00%	3	20.00%
I'd rather spend time in hell than accept that guy as my "God"	13.33%	2	13.33%
Fuck polls	33.33%	5	33.33%
send nudes	33.33%	5	33.33%
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You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, "

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RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, "

June 15, 2017 at 7:29 am

OP: I'd wake up, shake off one fucked dream, and get on with it.

Besides, that whole scenario sounds like a Twilight Zone episode. Sure heaven sounds like the obvious choice but once you make it a hideous hidden twist emerges. Dick no longer functions, loose every bet, all games cancelled due to weather, the booze is tainted with ipecac and every show is Andy Dick.

Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.

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You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ErGingerbreadMandude - June 14, 2017 at 10:15 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Losty - June 14, 2017 at 10:17 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by chimp3 - June 14, 2017 at 10:18 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ignoramus - June 14, 2017 at 10:22 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by chimp3 - June 14, 2017 at 10:27 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by vorlon13 - June 14, 2017 at 10:24 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ErGingerbreadMandude - June 14, 2017 at 10:26 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by vorlon13 - June 14, 2017 at 10:34 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ignoramus - June 14, 2017 at 10:33 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Chad32 - June 14, 2017 at 10:40 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Iroscato - June 14, 2017 at 10:50 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Iroscato - June 14, 2017 at 10:51 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Ravenshire - June 14, 2017 at 11:02 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Silver - June 14, 2017 at 11:08 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by vorlon13 - June 14, 2017 at 11:27 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Silver - June 14, 2017 at 11:28 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ErGingerbreadMandude - June 15, 2017 at 12:08 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Ravenshire - June 15, 2017 at 12:21 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by vorlon13 - June 14, 2017 at 11:28 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Anon2381 - June 15, 2017 at 12:25 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by The Valkyrie - June 15, 2017 at 12:25 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by energizer bunny - June 15, 2017 at 1:04 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ignoramus - June 15, 2017 at 1:09 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by energizer bunny - June 15, 2017 at 1:22 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ErGingerbreadMandude - June 15, 2017 at 1:10 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Astreja - June 15, 2017 at 1:16 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by dilmoona - June 15, 2017 at 1:57 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by rado84 - June 15, 2017 at 6:28 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by brewer - June 15, 2017 at 7:29 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Anon2381 - June 15, 2017 at 2:13 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by energizer bunny - June 16, 2017 at 1:46 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ignoramus - June 15, 2017 at 7:38 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by SteelCurtain - June 15, 2017 at 2:46 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ErGingerbreadMandude - June 15, 2017 at 9:21 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Cyberman - June 15, 2017 at 4:22 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Mystical - June 16, 2017 at 4:47 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by brewer - June 16, 2017 at 1:26 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Cyberman - June 16, 2017 at 11:04 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Cyberman - June 16, 2017 at 3:14 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Regina - June 16, 2017 at 10:54 pm

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