You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, "

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Poll: What you do?? This poll is closed.
Screw this lol I'm going to heaven	20.00%	3	20.00%
I'd rather spend time in hell than accept that guy as my "God"	13.33%	2	13.33%
Fuck polls	33.33%	5	33.33%
send nudes	33.33%	5	33.33%
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You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, "

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RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, "

June 15, 2017 at 2:13 pm

(June 15, 2017 at 7:29 am)mh.brewer Wrote: OP: I'd wake up, shake off one fucked dream, and get on with it.

Besides, that whole scenario sounds like a Twilight Zone episode. Sure heaven sounds like the obvious choice but once you make it a hideous hidden twist emerges. Dick no longer functions, loose every bet, all games cancelled due to weather, the booze is tainted with ipecac and every show is Andy Dick.

Dude, dont knock Twilight Zone. Sooooo fucking great! The old black and white ones of course Smile

I was a born-again christian for many years then I got woke.. and now life is better in so many ways. It's taking me time to see my value and find my voice, but the reward is liberating knowing my path is not dictated or controlled by fear of death and the unknown. Casting off the shackles of religion is pretty fucking awesome. The beautiful people I've met on this forum have more heart and compassion than any group of people I've been apart of. So back off Jesus and followers, because this bitch is done with Chu. Shy

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You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ErGingerbreadMandude - June 14, 2017 at 10:15 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Losty - June 14, 2017 at 10:17 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by chimp3 - June 14, 2017 at 10:18 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ignoramus - June 14, 2017 at 10:22 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by chimp3 - June 14, 2017 at 10:27 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by vorlon13 - June 14, 2017 at 10:24 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ErGingerbreadMandude - June 14, 2017 at 10:26 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by vorlon13 - June 14, 2017 at 10:34 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ignoramus - June 14, 2017 at 10:33 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Chad32 - June 14, 2017 at 10:40 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Iroscato - June 14, 2017 at 10:50 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Iroscato - June 14, 2017 at 10:51 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Ravenshire - June 14, 2017 at 11:02 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Silver - June 14, 2017 at 11:08 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by vorlon13 - June 14, 2017 at 11:27 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Silver - June 14, 2017 at 11:28 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ErGingerbreadMandude - June 15, 2017 at 12:08 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Ravenshire - June 15, 2017 at 12:21 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by vorlon13 - June 14, 2017 at 11:28 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Anon2381 - June 15, 2017 at 12:25 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by The Valkyrie - June 15, 2017 at 12:25 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by energizer bunny - June 15, 2017 at 1:04 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ignoramus - June 15, 2017 at 1:09 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by energizer bunny - June 15, 2017 at 1:22 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ErGingerbreadMandude - June 15, 2017 at 1:10 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Astreja - June 15, 2017 at 1:16 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by dilmoona - June 15, 2017 at 1:57 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by rado84 - June 15, 2017 at 6:28 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by brewer - June 15, 2017 at 7:29 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Anon2381 - June 15, 2017 at 2:13 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by energizer bunny - June 16, 2017 at 1:46 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ignoramus - June 15, 2017 at 7:38 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by SteelCurtain - June 15, 2017 at 2:46 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ErGingerbreadMandude - June 15, 2017 at 9:21 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Cyberman - June 15, 2017 at 4:22 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Mystical - June 16, 2017 at 4:47 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by brewer - June 16, 2017 at 1:26 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Cyberman - June 16, 2017 at 11:04 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Cyberman - June 16, 2017 at 3:14 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Regina - June 16, 2017 at 10:54 pm

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