You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, "

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You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, "

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RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, "

June 15, 2017 at 4:22 pm

I'll take oblivion over infinite anything without exit. Eternal paradise is indistinguishable from eternal torture and would very quickly become such.

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'

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You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ErGingerbreadMandude - June 14, 2017 at 10:15 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Losty - June 14, 2017 at 10:17 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by chimp3 - June 14, 2017 at 10:18 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ignoramus - June 14, 2017 at 10:22 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by chimp3 - June 14, 2017 at 10:27 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by vorlon13 - June 14, 2017 at 10:24 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ErGingerbreadMandude - June 14, 2017 at 10:26 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by vorlon13 - June 14, 2017 at 10:34 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ignoramus - June 14, 2017 at 10:33 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Chad32 - June 14, 2017 at 10:40 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Iroscato - June 14, 2017 at 10:50 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Iroscato - June 14, 2017 at 10:51 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Ravenshire - June 14, 2017 at 11:02 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Kitan Etos - June 14, 2017 at 11:08 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by vorlon13 - June 14, 2017 at 11:27 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Kitan Etos - June 14, 2017 at 11:28 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ErGingerbreadMandude - June 15, 2017 at 12:08 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Ravenshire - June 15, 2017 at 12:21 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by vorlon13 - June 14, 2017 at 11:28 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Anon2381 - June 15, 2017 at 12:25 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by The Valkyrie - June 15, 2017 at 12:25 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by energizer bunny - June 15, 2017 at 1:04 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ignoramus - June 15, 2017 at 1:09 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by energizer bunny - June 15, 2017 at 1:22 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ErGingerbreadMandude - June 15, 2017 at 1:10 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Astreja - June 15, 2017 at 1:16 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by dilmoona - June 15, 2017 at 1:57 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by rado84 - June 15, 2017 at 6:28 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by brewer - June 15, 2017 at 7:29 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Anon2381 - June 15, 2017 at 2:13 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by energizer bunny - June 16, 2017 at 1:46 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ignoramus - June 15, 2017 at 7:38 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by SteelCurtain - June 15, 2017 at 2:46 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by ErGingerbreadMandude - June 15, 2017 at 9:21 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Cyberman - June 15, 2017 at 4:22 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Mystical - June 16, 2017 at 4:47 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by brewer - June 16, 2017 at 1:26 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Cyberman - June 16, 2017 at 11:04 am

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Cyberman - June 16, 2017 at 3:14 pm

RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, " - by Regina - June 16, 2017 at 10:54 pm

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