You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, "

[Mystical]

Doesn't fucking matter what the afterlife would be like. Who the fuck wants to live forever? When the curse is eternity (yes, I said curse), the initial conditions don't fucking matter.

It is quite often said, "Only boring people get bored".
Well I've come to conclude that "If you've never been bored yourself, then you are the one who is boring."





I think the question is, do we have a limited potential? Because unlimited potential is a very powerful concept. Who knows who or what you'll be after an eternity? When you hit a boredom millenia, its merely a time for retrospection, introspection, and recreation of oneself! Living eternally is perhaps a blessing and a curse, but definitely better than nothing. 

I'll take oblivion over infinite anything without exit. Eternal paradise is indistinguishable from eternal torture and would very quickly become such.

YOU, good sir, have been watching the movie "Interview with a vampire" one too many times. But having lived a lifetime of suffering like we have, I can still honestly say that I'd live it again, just for the sunrise, or the look in someone's eye when they know I'm about to make them laugh. The big things too.. but mostly the little things are what keep me going.

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To the OP, I'd be one of those "explain yourself" kinda people. I doubt I'd hear anything worthwhile in terms of vindication for their actions or intent--so I'd test this beings hold on non rèality, look for weak spots, and choose whichever door that leads to the best case scenario in which I could kill/lock up said god. If impossible, escape to anywhere I can, as far away as possible.

I'm currently prepared to tell the Abrahamic god to go fuck himself with a pineapple, should I die and find him there unrepentant (him).