How Will This Look On A Hat?

[Pat Mustard]

Why would you trust a far-right propganda rag owned by a known and dangerous criminal?

I really don't know who owns it or what their criminal history or their politics are. I really don't care either way. It's in my mail box six days out of the week and seems to be the only news outlet around here that doesn't take sides in the stuff that I read or care about. I kinda like that about the Wall Street Journal.

The Dirty Digger owns it, and he's well known for getting his lackeys in the Sun and the formerly News of the Screws to illegally tap into innocent people's phone messages and emails for gossip and slander. The only reason he's not in Wandsworth is that he's also known for illegally bribing politicians and other public figures.