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Huh. Maybe They All DO Look Alike
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Huh. Maybe They All DO Look Alike
I'm given to understand that FoxNews gave a rather sensitive, moving remembrance of the lately deceased and much lamented Aretha Franklin. Much of their reportage of that sad event took place under this picture:

[Image: fox-news-channel-aretha-franklin-patti-l....png?w=620]

Just one problem...




Buncha world-class fuckwits.


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RE: Huh. Maybe They All DO Look Alike
Eh, close enough for Fox News, right?
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RE: Huh. Maybe They All DO Look Alike
Certainly close enough for Fox Fans.

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RE: Huh. Maybe They All DO Look Alike
Damned investigative  reporters always trying to get the facts straightl 

Love Aretha by the way. Fan since childhood!

(August 17, 2018 at 10:20 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Damned investigative  reporters always trying to get the facts straightl 

Love Aretha by the way. Fan since childhood!
Patti LaBelle fan too!
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This is a fuckin yankee thing.  Even a racist redneck can tell one black person from another.  It used to be a professional requirement.
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While I don't actually know what Patti looks like these days, that ain't a picture of Aretha at any time in her life. I was listening to her (Aretha) in the '60s. Sad to see her go. FOX snooze, FFS?
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RE: Huh. Maybe They All DO Look Alike
That is her in the pink jacket.

The woman in the green jacket in the background is Patti LaBelle, though.

Also, fact checked.  I love that Fox tried to say that Aretha is in that photo, just obscured, but when someone dug up that photo, she's not in it and wasn't even a part of the performance.

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All Republicans look alike to me:

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(August 18, 2018 at 6:44 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: All Republicans look alike to me:

[Image: gettyimages-160307433-800x533.jpg]

Oi! That's speciest. Tasmanian devils are really peacful and contemplative animals, not republitraitors.
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