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If you could be a superhero..........what would be your superpower?

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RE: If you could be a superhero..........what would be your superpower?

July 25, 2017 at 2:09 pm

My superpower would be two-fold. I would be a human lie detector and then if someone tells a lie, I would have the power of a mind control force similar to a truth serum, where I could telepathically force them to reveal their true intentions and/or make them tell the truth.

I would definitely use that on my ex. Every single time we were in court. He'd lose and go to jail. I'd pay to see him be someone else's bitch.

I have no idea what my superhero name would be for that.

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