The undeniable miracle at Fatima

[Cecelia]

So let's get this straight...

a bunch of people supposedly see the sun 'dancing' (though their accounts are conflicting) yet nobody on earth sees this happening despite... you know the fact that we all see the same sun. And of course there's absolutely ZERO photographs of the phenomenon. Despite reporters being there and all...

Oh and this is what's considered a 'miracle' these days?

God: Let's create a miracle!

Alan Rickman (RIP): To make the people believe, sir?

God: Of course! I'll send a woman down there, and tell them that a miracle will be on a specific date AND time.

Alan Rickman: I must say, this is one of your better ideas.

God: And then... I'm going to make the sun dance!

Alan Rickman: You're going to... make the sun dance? So everyone on earth is going to see it?

God: Of course not! It'll be a localized phenomenon.

Alan Rickman: I don't think you understand how the sun you created works exactly... you see...

God: And then I'm going to dry their clothes!

Alan Rickman: There are no words...

God: I mean what better miracle than making the sun dance, and drying their clothes!?

Alan Rickman: So.. instead of ending world hunger, curing cancer, ending disease, Curing blindness, or giving people regenerative properties like you did Lizards... you're going to make the sun.. dance?

God: And dry their clothes! Weren't you listening?

Alan Rickman: You know what? Just send me to hell right now. Because I've met you, and I'm still not sure I can believe in you.