The undeniable miracle at Fatima

[ignoramus]

You know, this is a story I rarely tell people these days because it's kinda creepy.

I worked in a morgue for just over a year.

At the end of my time there I was responsible for training the guy who would replace me.

And, one day, he was due to sit in on his first autopsy.  I warned him about not eating for the 24 hours before it.

But he did.

And do you know what happened?  No word of a lie: he puked on my shoes.

Really creepy.


What?  You expected a story of the supernatural?

You should've said: See this dead guy that just made you throw up? You know why he's dead?
Because he barfed on my shoes too!

*then pick up a meat cleaver and stare at him with crazy eyes!