The undeniable miracle at Fatima

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Why don't you pray for all of us to be struck dead in one hand and then shit in the other and see which fills up first?

How many times do you have to be told that your fantasies are merely fantasies?

There is a long history of this with the fucking church.  Stupid shits will believe anything.

For example, in Bart Ehrman's Forged he recounts the "Handing Over of Pilate" which purports to be the fate of Pilate when he returns to Rome and finds that Tiberius and the senate are all "xtians." 

Pilate repeats that Jesus’s works showed that he was “greater
than all the gods” that they worshiped. But he executed him “because
of the anarchy and rebelliousness of the lawless and godless
Jews.” Caesar and the senate take a vote and decide to destroy
the nation of the Jews. They then send in the armies, who
destroy the nation and take all the Jewish survivors to sell off as
slaves. Pilate himself is condemned to death for his part in the
affair.
Before he dies, however, Pilate prays to God and pleads his
innocence, once again saying that Jesus’s death was because of
the “nation of godless Jews.” When he finishes his prayer, a voice
comes from heaven—the voice of Christ himself—assuring Pilate
of his salvation: “All the races and families of the Gentiles will
bless you, because under your rule everything spoken about me
by the prophets was fulfilled. You yourself will appear as my witness
at my second coming.” When the executioner chops off Pilate’s
head, an angel swoops down and takes it, presumably to
carry it up to heaven.

BTW, Tiberius' armies never moved against "the Jews" who were, at the time a Roman prefecture.  But history is malleable for xristard shitwits as we know all too well.

Ehrman concludes:

That is to say, a number of Christian authors
chose to tell the truth about the divine Christ and about his
wicked enemies, the Jews, by forging documents, claiming to be
people they weren’t. Christian readers of these documents accepted
them at face value as real reports from the time, instead of
what they were, forgeries from later periods. The authors intended
to deceive their readers, and their readers were all too easily
deceived.

And some things never fucking change.