Isn't it funny...

[Thumpalumpacus]

Isn't It Funny...
 
… that gravity on earth just happens to be the perfect value to allow humans to move freely, and never varies such that people become stuck in place or float into the atmosphere, wiping out humanity?

Isn't it funny that the water in a puddle exactly conforms itself to the shape of the hole?

… that the air quality on earth just happens to provide the perfect environment to sustain human life, never varying such that human beings become poisoned or suffocated, wiping out all humanity?

And isn't it funny that the roads I drive on are perfectly fitted for driving? Even funnier, isn't it funny how many two-wheel-drive vehicles get stuck when they wander into terrain not suited for their travel? I wonder what happens to those vehicles?

That's right -- they get stuck.

… that the distance of the earth from the sun never varies such that all humanity either burns or freezes to death?

Isn't it funny how you cannot grow tomatoes in northern Canada? I mean, tomatoes exist. Surely they should be able to take root anywhere, since they already exist.

… that atheists admit there are laws of nature, but deny there is anyone who created those laws?

Isn't it funny how people misunderstand the use of the word "law" when used scientifically (where it means, 'we have yet to see an outside result'), rather than 'this is the way it must be'?"

… that studies have been performed confirming that there is no place on earth where religion hasn't been practiced? Why do people have this built-in instinct?

Isn't it funny how people practice the naturalistic fallacy?

… that every person is born with a built-in knowledge that actions such as murder, suicide, theft, and deceit are wrong, without ever having to learn about this in school?

Isn't it funny how many Christians there are in prison for violating this "knowledge" they were apparently born with and which knowledge was allegedly supported by belief in a Law-Giver?

… that every person that goes against this built-in knowledge (the natural law) also has a voice of conscience that rebukes him repeatedly that what he did was wrong? Where does this voice come from and why do we all have it?

Isn't it funny how some folks are apparently ignorant of sociopathy?

… that every person has a built-in desire to pursue the truth in matters, and to balance the scales of justice when they become imbalanced?

Isn't it funny how pathological liars exist?

… that every person instinctively begs God for help when death appears imminent, whether they previously learned to do this or not?

Isn't it funny how people project their own proclivities to everyone else? Even funnier, isn't it funny how this sort of horseshit is trafficked by people who have never faced their own imminent death?

… that men and women just happen to be created with a built in desire for one another?

Isn't it funny how gay people, you know, exist?

… that men and women just happen to have the built-in desire for self-preservation and procreation?

Isn't it funny how all life has this? And wouldn't it be funnier if an animal with a death-wish survived despite its own tendencies?

… that there is an automated food chain across the globe that continuously maintains life?

Isn't it funny that that chain is so automated that well more than 99% of all species whichever lived are extinct?

… that the human brain, a 3 pound piece of tissue, is the most complex computer found on the planet?

Isn't it funny that some people so misuse that computer to arrive at idiotic conclusions?

… that the human heart can maintain life for over 100 years with its own mysterious source of energy?

Isn't it funny how unmysterious food is as an energy source?

… that of the countless functions of the human body, if any of them were omitted or occurred in a different order, it would wipe out humanity?

Isn't it funny how so many functions of the body are actually omitted and don't kill people?

… that many atheists try to assert there is no God due to deaths in past wars, while they neglect to acknowledge the fact that 4.5 million people die of natural causes across the globe every MONTH (55 million per year)?

Even funnier is the idea that these humans who die of natural cause are alleged to be created by a loving god who sees the as his own children.

… that atheists will become angry when these facts are pointed out in this forum post? This anger obviously stems from the atheist continuously fighting his own conscience as it repeatedly points out all of these facts.

Funnier than that is the fact that no matter your egotism, you haven't asked anything new, and you're not angering this particular atheist.
 

Is all the above a coincidence? Clearly not, but rather it is proof for a Divine Creator.

If you're the best messenger he can dig up, he's in some deep shit. Think more and post less.