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Isn't it funny...
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RE: Isn't it funny...
(August 13, 2017 at 5:23 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Comparing Jesus to Elvis? A hillbilly hack who stole all his material from more talented locals. You might be on to something there!

Another uncanny similarity between Jesus and Elvis is that they were both seen by eyewitnesses after their deaths! For example here's Elvis caught on street view five years ago rocking in Torquay, England, how kool is that..Smile

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(August 13, 2017 at 5:36 pm)Tizheruk Wrote: ..A hunting accident in the middle of an ice flow at minus 50 c with broken ankle a gashed leg  and a trashed snowmobile (this is why don't hunt alone I was an idiot) in a place I knew nanuk wandered. And never once did I pray..

Quote:(Dropship said)- Other faiths might have cause to krap themselves, but no true Christian fears death, CHRISTIANS DIE LAUGHING..[Image: smile.gif]

Lol no

1- Good for you mate, most Christians wouldn't pray either if they found themselves in a predicament like yours, they'd take it on the chin and think "Oh well, if I die I die, and that's it"
For examp, 15 years ago I was just out of jail (3 month vigilante rap), homeless, jobless, womanless and near-penniless, living in a tent in a remote wood shivering with near-hypothermia brought on by a wonky thyroid,  but not for once was I downhearted because I was too busy laughing at myself, "Oh great"  I thought, "I've ended up as Bigfoot!"..Smile

2- What makes you think Christians wouldn't die laughing? What have they got to be afraid of?
For examp when Winston Churchill was a young cavalry officer, he found himself unhorsed and alone in a skirmish with the Boers, and as they charged down on him he fully expected to die, and calmly thought "Here at last I take it!"
(But he was rescued by another trooper in the nick of time, sharing his horse)

When atheists die they say to their mates- "Goodbye", but when Christians die they say "See ya later!"..Smile
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Isn't it funny... - by pabsta - August 11, 2017 at 3:49 pm
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RE: Isn't it funny... - by Cyberman - August 11, 2017 at 5:05 pm
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RE: Isn't it funny... - by Dropship - August 14, 2017 at 10:34 pm
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RE: Isn't it funny... - by The Grand Nudger - August 16, 2017 at 4:07 pm
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RE: Isn't it funny... - by Dropship - August 18, 2017 at 1:51 pm
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RE: Isn't it funny... - by The Grand Nudger - August 20, 2017 at 10:37 pm

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