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RE: Isn't it funny...
August 13, 2017 at 5:59 pm
(August 13, 2017 at 5:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 13, 2017 at 5:19 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Huh yeah. Going into a battle, i best get my hands on a machine gun. Swords, Axes, pitchforks, fists and nails are also useful. But bibles? Dunno. It has some weight and if you hit someone in the head with one, might cause damage.

Wait a minute. What about making machine guns shooting bibles? Shit they be claiming to die by the word of their god.

Well, it would be handy for the soldiers.  Especially if it comes in two ply...

In an emergency IANMTU, I have used a bible to wipe my ass. Being the paper not as absorbent as regular TP, I had to use most of mathews gospel to get a clean bunghole.
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Isn't it funny... - by pabsta - August 11, 2017 at 3:49 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by FatAndFaithless - August 11, 2017 at 3:50 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Cyberman - August 11, 2017 at 3:59 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by vorlon13 - August 11, 2017 at 4:10 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Cyberman - August 11, 2017 at 4:19 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Minimalist - August 11, 2017 at 4:20 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Mister Agenda - August 11, 2017 at 4:51 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Chad32 - August 11, 2017 at 4:54 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Mister Agenda - August 11, 2017 at 4:57 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Cyberman - August 11, 2017 at 5:05 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Mister Agenda - August 11, 2017 at 5:17 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by pabsta - August 12, 2017 at 2:47 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Succubus - August 12, 2017 at 5:55 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Cyberman - August 12, 2017 at 7:05 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Astreja - August 12, 2017 at 6:24 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Harry Nevis - August 14, 2017 at 8:48 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Crossless2.0 - August 11, 2017 at 5:37 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Mister Agenda - August 11, 2017 at 5:38 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 11, 2017 at 6:40 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Succubus - August 11, 2017 at 7:42 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Whateverist - August 11, 2017 at 8:07 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Astonished - August 11, 2017 at 8:24 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by vorlon13 - August 11, 2017 at 8:34 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Catholic_Lady - August 11, 2017 at 8:42 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Minimalist - August 11, 2017 at 9:17 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Whateverist - August 14, 2017 at 10:48 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by vorlon13 - August 11, 2017 at 8:54 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Catholic_Lady - August 11, 2017 at 8:55 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by vorlon13 - August 11, 2017 at 9:02 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Catholic_Lady - August 11, 2017 at 9:09 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Mister Agenda - August 12, 2017 at 9:32 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Catholic_Lady - August 12, 2017 at 1:21 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Minimalist - August 12, 2017 at 3:46 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Pat Mustard - August 12, 2017 at 8:00 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by SteelCurtain - August 11, 2017 at 8:57 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Ravenshire - August 11, 2017 at 10:20 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Astonished - August 11, 2017 at 10:35 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Minimalist - August 11, 2017 at 9:11 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by vorlon13 - August 11, 2017 at 9:17 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Catholic_Lady - August 11, 2017 at 9:22 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Astonished - August 11, 2017 at 9:58 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by vorlon13 - August 11, 2017 at 9:19 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Amarok - August 11, 2017 at 9:25 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Jackalope - August 12, 2017 at 12:40 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by vorlon13 - August 12, 2017 at 1:20 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Astreja - August 12, 2017 at 2:46 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Homeless Nutter - August 12, 2017 at 6:59 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Cyberman - August 12, 2017 at 7:52 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Brian37 - August 12, 2017 at 8:45 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by vorlon13 - August 12, 2017 at 9:00 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Pat Mustard - August 12, 2017 at 9:03 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by LostLocke - August 12, 2017 at 9:24 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by vorlon13 - August 12, 2017 at 9:36 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Dropship - August 12, 2017 at 10:06 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Mister Agenda - August 12, 2017 at 10:13 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by The Grand Nudger - August 12, 2017 at 10:25 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Jesster - August 12, 2017 at 11:35 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by The Grand Nudger - August 12, 2017 at 1:43 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Astonished - August 12, 2017 at 4:02 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by The Grand Nudger - August 12, 2017 at 3:52 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Ravenshire - August 12, 2017 at 4:14 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Amarok - August 12, 2017 at 6:31 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Joods - August 12, 2017 at 8:13 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Thumpalumpacus - August 12, 2017 at 6:52 pm
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RE: Isn't it funny... - by Astonished - August 12, 2017 at 10:17 pm
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RE: Isn't it funny... - by Cecelia - August 13, 2017 at 12:49 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Athene - August 13, 2017 at 3:58 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Thumpalumpacus - August 13, 2017 at 5:40 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by chimp3 - August 13, 2017 at 4:11 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Dropship - August 13, 2017 at 4:23 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by chimp3 - August 13, 2017 at 4:30 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Dropship - August 13, 2017 at 4:49 pm
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RE: Isn't it funny... - by chimp3 - August 13, 2017 at 5:23 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Dropship - August 13, 2017 at 5:40 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by downbeatplumb - August 14, 2017 at 1:34 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Cyberman - August 13, 2017 at 6:16 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Pat Mustard - August 14, 2017 at 7:55 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Ravenshire - August 13, 2017 at 8:17 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Amarok - August 13, 2017 at 4:40 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by The Valkyrie - August 13, 2017 at 4:47 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by The Valkyrie - August 13, 2017 at 4:51 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by WinterHold - August 13, 2017 at 5:24 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Dropship - August 13, 2017 at 5:31 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by The Valkyrie - August 13, 2017 at 5:33 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Cyberman - August 13, 2017 at 6:21 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Amarok - August 13, 2017 at 6:34 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Ravenshire - August 13, 2017 at 8:22 pm
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RE: Isn't it funny... - by Amarok - August 13, 2017 at 4:57 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Dropship - August 13, 2017 at 5:02 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by The Valkyrie - August 13, 2017 at 5:05 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by LastPoet - August 13, 2017 at 5:19 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by The Valkyrie - August 13, 2017 at 5:28 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by LastPoet - August 13, 2017 at 5:59 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Dropship - August 13, 2017 at 6:10 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by The Valkyrie - August 13, 2017 at 6:38 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Dropship - August 13, 2017 at 6:48 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Succubus - August 13, 2017 at 8:19 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Dropship - August 13, 2017 at 5:34 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Cyberman - August 13, 2017 at 6:12 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Dropship - August 13, 2017 at 6:26 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Thumpalumpacus - August 14, 2017 at 9:05 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Dropship - August 14, 2017 at 1:03 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Thumpalumpacus - August 14, 2017 at 1:51 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Dropship - August 14, 2017 at 2:03 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Astreja - August 14, 2017 at 3:00 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Dropship - August 14, 2017 at 10:00 pm
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RE: Isn't it funny... - by Dropship - August 14, 2017 at 10:43 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Astreja - August 14, 2017 at 11:43 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Ravenshire - August 15, 2017 at 1:24 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Dropship - August 15, 2017 at 10:11 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Ravenshire - August 15, 2017 at 10:40 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Dropship - August 15, 2017 at 5:05 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Cyberman - August 15, 2017 at 5:53 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by vorlon13 - August 15, 2017 at 7:17 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Ravenshire - August 15, 2017 at 8:45 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Cyberman - August 15, 2017 at 11:01 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by LastPoet - August 15, 2017 at 11:07 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Succubus - August 15, 2017 at 3:54 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Dropship - August 15, 2017 at 6:01 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by downbeatplumb - August 15, 2017 at 4:36 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Ravenshire - August 14, 2017 at 3:00 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Dropship - August 14, 2017 at 9:46 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Ravenshire - August 14, 2017 at 9:55 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Mister Agenda - August 14, 2017 at 10:19 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Joods - August 14, 2017 at 5:06 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Amarok - August 13, 2017 at 5:08 pm
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RE: Isn't it funny... - by Athene - August 13, 2017 at 6:57 pm
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RE: Isn't it funny... - by Cyberman - August 14, 2017 at 6:07 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Joods - August 14, 2017 at 6:57 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by KevinM1 - August 14, 2017 at 12:03 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Minimalist - August 14, 2017 at 1:57 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Dropship - August 14, 2017 at 1:52 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by The Grand Nudger - August 14, 2017 at 2:27 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Cyberman - August 14, 2017 at 2:39 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Minimalist - August 14, 2017 at 3:03 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Amarok - August 14, 2017 at 3:10 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Minimalist - August 14, 2017 at 3:45 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Thumpalumpacus - August 14, 2017 at 3:41 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Cyberman - August 14, 2017 at 3:55 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Dropship - August 14, 2017 at 10:34 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Succubus - August 14, 2017 at 10:23 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Fr33Th1nker - August 14, 2017 at 10:29 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Astonished - August 14, 2017 at 10:41 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Fr33Th1nker - August 14, 2017 at 11:12 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Whateverist - August 15, 2017 at 2:18 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Harry Nevis - August 15, 2017 at 7:25 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Fr33Th1nker - August 15, 2017 at 12:57 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Harry Nevis - August 15, 2017 at 1:29 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by vorlon13 - August 14, 2017 at 11:02 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Astonished - August 14, 2017 at 11:48 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Fr33Th1nker - August 15, 2017 at 1:45 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Astonished - August 15, 2017 at 2:58 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Minimalist - August 14, 2017 at 11:51 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Thumpalumpacus - August 15, 2017 at 12:51 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by shadow - August 15, 2017 at 1:23 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Mister Agenda - August 15, 2017 at 9:09 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Astonished - August 15, 2017 at 11:35 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Fr33Th1nker - August 15, 2017 at 2:26 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Whateverist - August 15, 2017 at 2:54 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Fr33Th1nker - August 15, 2017 at 2:59 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Joods - August 15, 2017 at 6:51 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Astonished - August 15, 2017 at 3:05 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Fr33Th1nker - August 15, 2017 at 3:11 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Catholic_Lady - August 15, 2017 at 3:12 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Astonished - August 15, 2017 at 3:17 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by FatAndFaithless - August 15, 2017 at 3:12 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Cyberman - August 15, 2017 at 3:15 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Minimalist - August 15, 2017 at 3:59 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Cyberman - August 15, 2017 at 6:23 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Minimalist - August 15, 2017 at 9:09 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by The Valkyrie - August 15, 2017 at 9:12 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by The Grand Nudger - August 16, 2017 at 4:07 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Astonished - August 17, 2017 at 9:33 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Dropship - August 18, 2017 at 1:51 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Cyberman - August 18, 2017 at 2:02 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Astonished - August 18, 2017 at 5:29 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Succubus - August 20, 2017 at 10:42 pm
RE: Isn't it funny... - by Astonished - August 21, 2017 at 12:11 am
RE: Isn't it funny... - by The Grand Nudger - August 20, 2017 at 10:37 pm

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