Isn't it funny...

[Ravenshire]

So, you gonna advance the cause of science and do the experiment or puss out?!? I'm guessing puss out. I'm betting you've never even seen a real weapon and if somebody showed you one you'd piss yourself and faint in fear. You just keep on with your online, imitation bad-assery. The real world's probably way too scary for you anyway.

If you google "bible bullet" you'll see pics of bibles that stopped bullets..
As for scary, I admit I'm terrified of women in bright red lipstick and gigantic high heels, but on the cyber battlefield under my fighting name of PoorOldSpike I do alright!
For examp here's a 6" 'Rugged Defence' trophy I won, I keep it on a coffee table in my living room, carefully positioned to ensure it's the first thing guests see when they arrive, and I can keep steering the conversation towards it during the course of the evening..-

That's what I thought. You're gonna puss out. Whassa matta Internet super-souja? Real weapons too scary for ya? Man up ya little sissy. Let somebody take the shot at the buy-bull your holding in front of your face, or forever be condemned for the coward that you are. You lack courage to your convictions.

You're mighty proud of your on-line heroism. Too bad it's all you'll ever have.