RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the First 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 17, 2017 at 9:29 pm
(August 17, 2017 at 8:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: This is, of course, a trick question. You don't keep hostages at your house at all.
-that's what storage units are for.
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