I'm sick of religious binary thought!
August 18, 2017 at 5:47 am
(This post was last modified: August 18, 2017 at 5:53 am by ignoramus.)
Can't prove how the universe started? Must be God!
Can't prove how life started on Earth? Must be God!
Can't prove how the sun did a jiggly at Fatima? Must be God!
Can't prove how the Statue of Mary started crying? Must be God!
Can't prove how the dog's arse looks like Jesus? Must be God!
Can't prove how the bla bla bla? Must be God!
Theists, are you that blinded by your favourite bedtime story that you cannot think of any other explanation for anything?
Why does every mystery or unsolved case need to have God involved at some stage?
All this binary thinking is giving me stroboscopic seizures!
I'd like to flesh out some real actual alternatives to "life on Earth". To show theists that other possibilities do exist.
Life on Earth evolved naturally. Mix chemistry with heat, lightning, time. Shake vigorously for 3.5 billion years and Wallah! Cutesy baby trilobites!
Life on Earth was by alien involvement. They had to merge their DNA with primates to survive! Their planet was dying! We ARE the aliens!
Life on Earth was imported by passing commets. Panspermia. We are all foreigners to Earth! OK Amigos! No walls necessary!
Life on Earth is just a sim. Sorry. Kevin made the whole thing up for his PHD thesis. He Failed.
Life on Earth is just A dream Beccs is having. If she wakes up we all die!
Life on our Earth never existed! We share our universal consciousness with 19 ¹²³ other parallel universes.
Life on Earth was "poofed" into existence by an old dude with a wand! -BET365 has this as the red hot favourite. Paying $1.27
Theists. Make my day by being brave enough to break new ground and suggest something completely left field! Something without you know who!
Can't prove how life started on Earth? Must be God!
Can't prove how the sun did a jiggly at Fatima? Must be God!
Can't prove how the Statue of Mary started crying? Must be God!
Can't prove how the dog's arse looks like Jesus? Must be God!
Can't prove how the bla bla bla? Must be God!
Theists, are you that blinded by your favourite bedtime story that you cannot think of any other explanation for anything?
Why does every mystery or unsolved case need to have God involved at some stage?
All this binary thinking is giving me stroboscopic seizures!
I'd like to flesh out some real actual alternatives to "life on Earth". To show theists that other possibilities do exist.
Life on Earth evolved naturally. Mix chemistry with heat, lightning, time. Shake vigorously for 3.5 billion years and Wallah! Cutesy baby trilobites!
Life on Earth was by alien involvement. They had to merge their DNA with primates to survive! Their planet was dying! We ARE the aliens!
Life on Earth was imported by passing commets. Panspermia. We are all foreigners to Earth! OK Amigos! No walls necessary!
Life on Earth is just a sim. Sorry. Kevin made the whole thing up for his PHD thesis. He Failed.
Life on Earth is just A dream Beccs is having. If she wakes up we all die!
Life on our Earth never existed! We share our universal consciousness with 19 ¹²³ other parallel universes.
Life on Earth was "poofed" into existence by an old dude with a wand! -BET365 has this as the red hot favourite. Paying $1.27
Theists. Make my day by being brave enough to break new ground and suggest something completely left field! Something without you know who!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.
