I've found God?

[ignoramus]

I dont go up to Creationists, Evolutionists or whatever and just tell them their claims are false whenever it's brought up,

You would be wise to ridicule creatards ...most of their beliefs can be categorically proven to be false. Or else you are making allowances for their delusions.Not good for you or them. For Evolutionists, well, we don't make no such claim. We have 47 pentasquillion non contradictory examples of why the theory of evolution is 100% robust.
You just need to find one example which contradicts it and the Nobel is yours.

At the end of the day, our opinions are usually based on science. Are yours? Will someone upset your delicate God one day and you hurt them in anger? Because defending God's honour is a noble thing to do? It's a slippery slope my friend.