RE: North Korea launches ballistic missile across northern Japan, falls into sea
August 28, 2017 at 10:58 pm
(This post was last modified: August 28, 2017 at 11:01 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(August 28, 2017 at 10:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote:(August 28, 2017 at 8:30 pm)Hammy Wrote: Wait... does this mean their missiles are so shit they won't even reach very far?
If so, let's hope Trump doesn't overreact hugely.
Or, if he does, let's hope some people who actually know what they're doing can calm him down by distracting him with some of that Russian pee porn he likes, or something.
Just hold a shiny object up to his eyes. THe WLB will forget whatever the fuck he was thinking.
His finger on the button will likely make the next 4 years the most perilous period for the survival of human civilization since 1982, when Reagan decided to spook the Russians by starting a series of exercises designed to mimic the waging of preemptive nuclear war, and the Russians got so spooked they came within a hair of launching a real all-out nuclear retaliation at the prompting of a glitch in their early warning network, which, during the middle of the ill advised NATO exercise, picked up spurious signs of massed American ICBM launch, and only an insubordinate Soviet Air Force lieutenant colonel on duty who refused to follow procedures prevented an exchange of 40,000 nuclear warheads.
