Back in 2001, when we had the foot and mouth thing going on over here, supermarkets started selling ostrich and kangaroo steaks and burgers. I never got the chance to try them at the time before they disappeared, but I managed to get some steaks about a year ago. Meh. Not a great fan.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'